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Category |
Hits |
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50 Ways to Appreciate Life - 1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. --It...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
2 |
Five Maxims of Making Excuses - 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
3 |
She Wants What He Has - Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carryin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
4 |
Golf For Sex - A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
5 |
Cinderella and Tampon - Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
6 |
Sex With A Martian - One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
7 |
New Factory - The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
8 |
Chick With No Arms or Legs? - Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
9 |
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs - There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, "Just a minute, I'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
10 |
Three Nuns and the Statue - There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
11 |
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians - 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
105 |
0 |
12 |
Twas the Night Before... - 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
13 |
Procrastinator\'s Creed - 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
14 |
Man, I\'m Glad I\'m A Man - Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
387 |
0 |
15 |
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals - Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
16 |
Spell Ice Cream - This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
17 |
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees - [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
18 |
Pinocchio Kidnapped! - Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
19 |
Three Limericks - Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
20 |
Freedom Cost Him An Arm - A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
21 |
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter - Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to le...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
22 |
Having Babies Questions - Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
23 |
100's of Bumper Stickers - "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
82 |
0 |
24 |
OJ's Clock - A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
25 |
Phrases For Everyday Life - Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |