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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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1 |
A perfect choice - A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
2 |
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |
3 |
I HAD A BAD DAY - I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
4 |
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1929 |
0 |
5 |
The Barber Shop - The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
333 |
0 |
6 |
Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
272 |
0 |
7 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
8 |
A rookie police officer was assigned... - A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
263 |
0 |
9 |
Spell it - Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
597 |
0 |
10 |
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her... - Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
585 |
0 |
11 |
This young lady, a flighty young thing... - This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
151 |
0 |
12 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
294 |
0 |
13 |
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town... - Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |
14 |
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
593 |
0 |
15 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
16 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own... - The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
217 |
0 |
17 |
Free meat - It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
253 |
0 |
18 |
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world... - One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
296 |
0 |
19 |
Three college roommates -- two females and a male... - Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
132 |
0 |
20 |
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour... - A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
234 |
0 |
21 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla... - A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
22 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer... - There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
218 |
0 |
23 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball... - A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
236 |
0 |
24 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
234 |
0 |
25 |
Gimme some aspirin! - Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
574 |
0 |