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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
New Year Nerd Resolutions
- |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
413 |
0 |
| 2 |
New Year Resolutions for Pets
- |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 3 |
Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
- |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 4 |
Office Worker Resolution
- |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
643 |
0 |
| 5 |
Your New Year Resolution
- |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
1360 |
0 |
| 6 |
There goes another one
- |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
555 |
0 |
| 7 |
Scorcher Murphy
- |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
566 |
0 |
| 8 |
Humor about the Irish
- |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each fi...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
591 |
0 |
| 9 |
trapped in a bog
- |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty sho...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
560 |
0 |
| 10 |
Jokes about Ireland
- |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
552 |
0 |
| 11 |
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
- |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
567 |
0 |
| 12 |
Barty and Dunny
- |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
569 |
0 |
| 13 |
Irishman went to a pet shop
- |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
547 |
0 |
| 14 |
Jokes about St. Patrick's Day
- |Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the groun...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1075 |
0 |
| 15 |
Paddy and Seamus
- |It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
569 |
0 |
| 16 |
Humor about St. Patrick's Day
- |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
562 |
0 |
| 17 |
I live in the flat above Paddy
- |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
586 |
0 |
| 18 |
McQuillan walked into a bar
- |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and pl...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
879 |
0 |
| 19 |
spitting in the vase
- |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting c...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
558 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Doctor was puzzled
- |The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
642 |
0 |
| 21 |
His wife had been killed
- |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anyt...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
552 |
0 |
| 22 |
Leprechaun Jokes
- |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1582 |
0 |
| 23 |
Humor about Leprechauns
- |An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyon...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
581 |
0 |
| 24 |
Irish jokes in a pub
- |A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making'...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
917 |
0 |
| 25 |
I'll tell them slowly
- |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said th...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1156 |
0 |
