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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
259 |
0 |
| 2 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
219 |
0 |
| 3 |
A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1944 |
0 |
| 4 |
A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
322 |
0 |
| 5 |
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
213 |
0 |
| 6 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
- Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
182 |
0 |
| 7 |
Everybody's doing it
- This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
| 8 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
- Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
297 |
0 |
| 9 |
A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
| 10 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
270 |
0 |
| 11 |
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
- Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
297 |
0 |
| 12 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
- A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |
| 13 |
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
- While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
318 |
0 |
| 14 |
A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
317 |
0 |
| 15 |
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
- Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
320 |
0 |
| 16 |
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
314 |
0 |
| 17 |
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
- Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
| 18 |
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
354 |
0 |
| 19 |
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2246 |
0 |
| 20 |
First Aid Course
- When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
321 |
0 |
| 21 |
Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
| 22 |
Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
646 |
0 |
| 23 |
The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
277 |
0 |
| 24 |
The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
330 |
0 |
| 25 |
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
353 |
0 |
