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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Marriage quotes 08 - |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is perm...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
262 |
0 |
2 |
Marriage quotes 10 - |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
372 |
0 |
3 |
Marriage quotes 12 - |Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienc...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
261 |
0 |
4 |
Marriage quotes 11 - |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her of...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
239 |
0 |
5 |
Marriage quotes 13 - |There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was to...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
293 |
0 |
6 |
Marriage quotes 02 - |Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; afte...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
252 |
0 |
7 |
Marriage quotes 14 - |Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
251 |
0 |
8 |
Movies changed - |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
261 |
0 |
9 |
New hearing aid - |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
341 |
0 |
10 |
Handling teens - |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
291 |
0 |
11 |
Ode to cranky men - |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
329 |
0 |
12 |
I have bad news - |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
281 |
0 |
13 |
I am not forgetful - |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
588 |
0 |
14 |
Automotive horror - |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2977 |
2.5 |
15 |
Guaranteed visits - |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
595 |
0 |
16 |
Getting old when - |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
281 |
0 |
17 |
You will forget it - |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
305 |
0 |
18 |
Sharing everything - |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
269 |
0 |
19 |
Uncovering a scam - |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
305 |
0 |
20 |
Old maid's burglar - |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
686 |
0 |
21 |
Pondering old age - |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
615 |
0 |
22 |
An ode to old age - |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2793 |
0 |
23 |
A final diagnosis - |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
3088 |
0 |
24 |
A Senior Citizen - |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
3159 |
1 |
25 |
Problems driving - |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
278 |
0 |