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Food jokes - Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs....Read the whole joke |
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383 |
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2 |
0 - Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I
would if you could make dough like your father!...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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3 |
0 - What looks just
like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half....Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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4 |
0 - Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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5 |
0 - Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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364 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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7 |
0 - How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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8 |
0 - And what's your name?" the
secretary asked
the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first
name...Read the whole joke |
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585 |
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9 |
0 - Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
butter made from imitation cows....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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10 |
0 - Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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11 |
0 - What do you call two
rows of cabbages ?
A
dual cabbageway !...Read the whole joke |
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596 |
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12 |
0 - Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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13 |
0 - My Aunt Maud had so many candles
on her last
birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburn...Read the whole joke |
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210 |
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14 |
0 - What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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15 |
0 - Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a
bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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16 |
0 - Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom...Read the whole joke |
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17 |
0 - What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun....Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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18 |
0 - What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just ...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo....Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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20 |
0 - Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. T...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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21 |
0 - What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam....Read the whole joke |
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641 |
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22 |
0 - Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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24 |
0 - I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He sugg...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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25 |
0 - Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't w...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
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