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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1940 |
0 |
| 2 |
Daddy, where did I come from?
- "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
230 |
0 |
| 3 |
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
- The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
245 |
0 |
| 4 |
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
| 5 |
It's a sin
- "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
269 |
0 |
| 6 |
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
169 |
0 |
| 7 |
A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2148 |
0 |
| 8 |
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
- This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
139 |
0 |
| 9 |
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
- My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
233 |
0 |
| 10 |
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
- Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
311 |
0 |
| 11 |
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
- On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
286 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
- Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
125 |
0 |
| 13 |
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
228 |
0 |
| 14 |
Fulfilling a promise
- A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
273 |
0 |
| 15 |
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
- Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
| 16 |
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
- I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
591 |
0 |
| 17 |
You're not going to believe this!
- A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
291 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
- Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
589 |
0 |
| 19 |
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
- A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
219 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2180 |
0 |
| 21 |
The most evil thing
- "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
281 |
0 |
| 22 |
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
- The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
245 |
0 |
| 23 |
The wall clock
- One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
586 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
- Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
527 |
0 |
| 25 |
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
- Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
261 |
0 |
