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Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Little Johnny\'s Goldfish!
- Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 2 |
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
- Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 3 |
Eye Doctor
- A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 4 |
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
- Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Than...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 5 |
Three Wise Women????
- Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
103 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Missing Toupee!
- The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 7 |
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
- Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
| 8 |
Children Books You Won\'t See
- Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Dif...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
| 9 |
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
- December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Decembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
667 |
0 |
| 10 |
Read the label first!
- Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
| 11 |
Old vs. Young!
- An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 12 |
How the Angel got on the tree!
- One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 13 |
Finding the "perfect" mate.
- An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
| 14 |
Women...rules men wish you would learn!
- RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you're ugly, you probably are. Don't ask us.Learn to work the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Union Worker.
- Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and j...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 16 |
Growing ripe tomatoes!
- Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 17 |
Helping the Doc!
- An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 18 |
This Santa is ticked off!
- You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 19 |
Psychological Christmas Songs
- Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 20 |
Try this on honey!
- A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 21 |
No sex for an eagle!
- A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
| 22 |
R U A Real Cowboy?
- An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and order...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
407 |
0 |
| 23 |
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks!
- Here's Martha Stewart's Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Alwa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
| 24 |
Student Bloopers - Part II!
- This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 25 |
Student Bloopers - Part I!
- This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
