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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
GM vs Microsoft
- At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental power outages ...
- My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 3 |
Wrong Operation
- One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?""Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 4 |
Sore Throat
- A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 5 |
Med Examination
- A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 6 |
Breeding Problem
- A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 7 |
Small...
- True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 8 |
Editing the Prescription
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
| 9 |
Uncommon Perversions
- A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
466 |
0 |
| 10 |
Surgeon General Warnings
- Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 11 |
Get Sober!
- As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead Plants
- Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 13 |
Death
- Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 14 |
After a Tonsilectomy?
- After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 15 |
Be Patient
- A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 16 |
Getting Better
- Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 17 |
Long Life
- Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 18 |
Blonde with Big Tummy
- Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 19 |
Driving Examiner
- Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 20 |
Who\'s God?
- Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bit by Bit
- Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 22 |
Lose Weight
- John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 23 |
Preventative Medicine
- Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 24 |
Help!
- Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 25 |
Food for Thought
- Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
