| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20272
- Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20273
- Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
thinking she's invisible!
What sister?...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20274
- Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20275
- Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20276
- Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?...Read the whole joke |
289 |
2 |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20277
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20278
- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm invisible
Who said that?...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20279
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20280
- Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me
...Read the whole joke |
554 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20281
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!...Read the whole joke |
585 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20282
- Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an
apple.
We must get to the core of this!...Read the whole joke |
576 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20283
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!...Read the whole joke |
592 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20284
- Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
up!
Just simmer down!...Read the whole joke |
551 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20285
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!...Read the whole joke |
550 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20286
- Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!...Read the whole joke |
563 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20287
- Doctor, Doctor I've broke my
arm
in two places
Well don't go back there again then!...Read the whole joke |
581 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20288
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!...Read the whole joke |
590 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20289
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!...Read the whole joke |
527 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20290
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20291
- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20292
- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20293
- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20294
- Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put but...Read the whole joke |
646 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20295
- Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
dev...Read the whole joke |
665 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20296
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
