| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Car and train jokes - 18915
- You know all that talk about backseat
driving?
Well, I've been driving all my life and can s...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 2 |
Car and train jokes - 18916
- My sister's a really bad driver.
What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, ...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 3 |
Car and train jokes - 18917
- A motorist ran into a shop.
"Do you
own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the
ma...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 4 |
Car and train jokes - 18918
- A passenger train is creeping along,
slowly. Finally it creaks to a
halt. A passenger sees a con...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 5 |
Car and train jokes - 18919
- How did the woman feel when she got run
over by a
car?
Tired....Read the whole joke |
623 |
0 |
| 6 |
Car and train jokes - 18920
- Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers....Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 7 |
Car and train jokes - 18921
- What's the difference between a
schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says, "Spit ...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 8 |
Car and train jokes - 18922
- Which snakes are found on cars?
Windscreen vipers....Read the whole joke |
611 |
0 |
| 9 |
Car and train jokes - 18923
- Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 10 |
Car and train jokes - 18924
- Motorist: Does a deer have a
horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it m...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 11 |
Car and train jokes - 18925
- Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool....Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
| 12 |
Car and train jokes - 18926
- Police Officer: Why were you
speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school....Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 13 |
Car and train jokes - 18927
- Policeman: Are you going
to a
fire?
Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 14 |
Car and train jokes - 18928
- Policeman: Did you realize you just
missed that bus with your car?
Motorist: Did you want me to...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 15 |
Car and train jokes - 18929
- Policeman: Didn't you hear me
whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 16 |
Car and train jokes - 18930
- Policeman: Didn't you hear my
siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up....Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 17 |
Car and train jokes - 18931
- Policeman: Didn't you see my
lights
flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed o...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 18 |
Car and train jokes - 18932
- Policeman:
Didn't you see that stop
sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic....Read the whole joke |
584 |
0 |
| 19 |
Car and train jokes - 18933
- Policeman: Didn't you see
the signs
with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just
su...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 20 |
Car and train jokes - 18934
- Policeman: Do you know
how fast you
were going?
Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar....Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 21 |
Car and train jokes - 18935
- Policeman: How can you drive so
recklessly?
Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car....Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 22 |
Car and train jokes - 18936
- Policeman: How can you say
you
don't have any outstanding tickets?
Driver: They're all in the g...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
| 23 |
Car and train jokes - 18937
- Policeman: I suppose
you're going
to tell me you weren't speeding.
Motorist: I was speeding all...Read the whole joke |
573 |
0 |
| 24 |
Car and train jokes - 18938
- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for
some
time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you we...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 25 |
Car and train jokes - 18939
- Policeman: What do you think you're
doing driving through that
intersection fifty miles an
hou...Read the whole joke |
556 |
0 |
