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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Car and train jokes - 18864 - Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customer agent s...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
2 |
Car and train jokes - 18865 - Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal ...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
3 |
Car and train jokes - 18866 - A man
walks into an auto parts store
and says "I'd like a rear view mirror
for my Yugo."
Th...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
4 |
Car and train jokes - 18867 - One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the stor...Read the whole joke |
566 |
0 |
5 |
Car and train jokes - 18868 - Ole
and Lena were sitting down to
their usual morning cup of coffee,
listening to the weather ...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
6 |
Car and train jokes - 18869 - A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
New York on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
7 |
Car and train jokes - 18870 - Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke |
566 |
0 |
8 |
Car and train jokes - 18871 - A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
9 |
Car and train jokes - 18872 - a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how ...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
10 |
Car and train jokes - 18873 - A driver, obviously
drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pul...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
11 |
Car and train jokes - 18874 - A state trooper pulled a car over and
told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph z...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
12 |
Car and train jokes - 18875 - A guy driving a truck in the middle of
nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke |
557 |
0 |
13 |
Car and train jokes - 18876 - A man was driving up a steep and narrow
mountain road.
A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
14 |
Car and train jokes - 18877 - A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a pries...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
15 |
Car and train jokes - 18878 - A young bloke has started work on a
property, and the boss
sends him up the back paddocks to d...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
16 |
Car and train jokes - 18879 - A driver pulled up beside a rundown
farmhouse. He got out
and
knocked at the door. A very old ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
2 |
17 |
Car and train jokes - 18880 - WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
18 |
Car and train jokes - 18882 - Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked
one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab
red
...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
19 |
Car and train jokes - 18883 - What do you say to a
one legged
hitch-hiker?
Hop in....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
20 |
Car and train jokes - 18884 - One day a guy was driving with his
4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She t...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
21 |
Car and train jokes - 18885 - After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the...Read the whole joke |
541 |
0 |
22 |
Car and train jokes - 18886 - Whats black and white and red all
over?
A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
23 |
Car and train jokes - 18887 - What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
24 |
Car and train jokes - 18888 - What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
mph?
A witch in a high speed train....Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
25 |
Car and train jokes - 18889 - Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil
crossings....Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |