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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants? - Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
345 |
0 |
2 |
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? - Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
243 |
0 |
3 |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2184 |
0 |
4 |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2121 |
0 |
5 |
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2162 |
0 |
6 |
The fucking lights - Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
236 |
0 |
7 |
My car - A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
605 |
0.5 |
8 |
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
236 |
0 |
9 |
Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
265 |
0 |
10 |
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor... - Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
205 |
0 |
11 |
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on... - Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
290 |
0 |
12 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... - From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
569 |
0 |
13 |
Fly out of Genoa - They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
669 |
0 |
14 |
Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
681 |
0 |
15 |
A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2159 |
0 |
16 |
I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
243 |
0 |
17 |
A passenger announcement. - This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2497 |
0 |
18 |
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV - Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
324 |
0 |
19 |
Weight Control - Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
291 |
0 |
20 |
A small misunderstanding - A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2619 |
0 |
21 |
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open? - Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
232 |
0 |
22 |
At The Superbowl - At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, wh...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2591 |
0 |
23 |
A Blind Mans Sport - A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2387 |
0 |
24 |
It finally happened - A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint P...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
236 |
0 |
25 |
The strength of youth - A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He fig...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
258 |
0 |