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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Only Time - I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
2 |
Come In - A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
3 |
Candles - Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
4 |
Remembering Anniversary - What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
5 |
Besides ,I Love You - Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
6 |
Sex Like A Convenience Store - Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
7 |
Miss Most - What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
8 |
Never There - Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
9 |
What is SWF? - What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
10 |
Driver Has No Money - Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
11 |
Adam and Eve - A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
370 |
0 |
12 |
Same Aid - One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
353 |
0 |
13 |
Now That We\'re Married - When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
14 |
On Childless Marriage - My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
15 |
Tell Me! - A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
16 |
Insulted - When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
17 |
Yo Mama So Fat... - Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
18 |
What Gauge - A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the cler...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
19 |
Wrong Finger - I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
20 |
Ups and Downs of Marriage - Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
21 |
Happy To Have Me Home! - "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
22 |
Mailman Here? - Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
23 |
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex - How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
24 |
Matrimony Tips For Women - On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
25 |
Pregnant Maid - A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |