| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Computer jokes - 16984
- Computers manufacturer is considering changing
the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computer jokes - 16985
- Technical support had a
caller complaining
that her mouse was hard to control with the dust
co...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0.5 |
| 3 |
Computer jokes - 16986
- A technician received a call from a man
complaining that the
system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke |
534 |
0 |
| 4 |
Computer jokes - 16987
- A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 5 |
Computer jokes - 16988
- A technician advised his customer to put his
troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke |
580 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer jokes - 16989
- A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke |
236 |
1.5 |
| 7 |
Computer jokes - 16990
- A customer
needed help setting up a new
program, so the technician suggested he go
to the loca...Read the whole joke |
536 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer jokes - 16991
- A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling...Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
| 9 |
Computer jokes - 16992
- A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer jokes - 16993
- An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer jokes - 16994
- Another customer called Tech Support to say
her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer jokes - 16995
- Many people in computer labs will assure
you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computer jokes - 16996
- Customer:
"How do I print my
voicemail?"...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 14 |
Computer jokes - 16997
- Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Compute...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer jokes - 16998
- Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 16 |
Computer jokes - 16999
- Me: "What is that noise?"
Customer: "Hey
Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!"
Me: "What w...Read the whole joke |
551 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer jokes - 17000
- Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
Clicking eject
doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok,...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer jokes - 17001
- Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed to pack [zip]
my database and send it to you. What should I
pack i...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer jokes - 17002
- Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
hand for
five years, and we finally got your program...Read the whole joke |
531 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computer jokes - 17003
- Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer jokes - 17004
- Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
call waiting?"
Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer jokes - 17005
- Customer: "It says I've performed an
illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done someth...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 23 |
Computer jokes - 17006
- Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 24 |
Computer jokes - 17007
- A Software Engineer, a
Hardware Engineer and a Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting.
...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 25 |
Computer jokes - 17008
- A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
computer--the one that was
supposed to do everything sh...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
