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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Computer jokes - 16346
- A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pa...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computer jokes - 16347
- This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lo...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 3 |
Computer jokes - 16348
- Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating s...Read the whole joke |
722 |
0 |
| 4 |
Computer jokes - 16349
- What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips....Read the whole joke |
409 |
0 |
| 5 |
Computer jokes - 16350
- What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
virus?
A virus does something....Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer jokes - 16939
- If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already ...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer jokes - 16940
- There was once a young man who,
in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer jokes - 16941
- There was once a
young man who, in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great
writer.
...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 9 |
Computer jokes - 16942
- Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood
your instructions. Because to be
honest, boss, none o...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer jokes - 16943
- A programmer was walking along the beach when
he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie app...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer jokes - 16944
- Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and l...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer jokes - 16945
- Q:
How many Microsoft executives does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for...Read the whole joke |
592 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computer jokes - 16946
- Q: How many Microsoft support
staff does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "W...Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 14 |
Computer jokes - 16947
- You
have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!
As we ain't got no programin' experience, this...Read the whole joke |
601 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer jokes - 16948
- Q: How many programmers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware pr...Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
| 16 |
Computer jokes - 16949
- Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer jokes - 16950
- I overheard a woman in a
computer store
say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer jokes - 16951
- Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke |
662 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer jokes - 16952
- Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son...Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computer jokes - 16953
- After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
repute, the luckless
customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke |
248 |
1 |
| 21 |
Computer jokes - 16954
- My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer jokes - 16955
- Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
| 23 |
Computer jokes - 16956
- Jesus and Satan got into an
argument over
which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 24 |
Computer jokes - 16957
- Q: What's the
difference between a car
salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car
salesman c...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 25 |
Computer jokes - 16958
- As most technophiles are aware, there are
special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke |
652 |
0 |
