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Blonde jokes - Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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0 - Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too....Read the whole joke |
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629 |
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3 |
0 - Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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4 |
0 - Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have black roots....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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5 |
0 - Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What,
what?...Read the whole joke |
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631 |
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6 |
0 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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7 |
0 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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8 |
0 - Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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9 |
0 - Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it w...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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10 |
0 - Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms....Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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12 |
0 - Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them....Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers....Read the whole joke |
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563 |
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16 |
0 - Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was ...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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18 |
0 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing...Read the whole joke |
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588 |
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19 |
0 - Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night....Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She mo...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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21 |
0 - A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She ...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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22 |
0 - A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amaz...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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23 |
0 - One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me ou...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
24 |
0 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are wal...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her
breasts.
A ne...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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