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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dealing with trouble
- |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 2 |
K9 is for assistance
- |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
299 |
0 |
| 3 |
I'm going to a lecture
- |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
313 |
0 |
| 4 |
Crying about his life
- |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 5 |
Reading the scripture
- |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 6 |
Try to explain yourself
- |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 7 |
Stop the drunk driver
- |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 8 |
Rob the supermarket
- |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 9 |
All the strange names
- |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2663 |
0 |
| 10 |
Go to save my friend
- |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
263 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why the big fight?
- |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
226 |
0 |
| 12 |
Better prison foods
- |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
381 |
0 |
| 13 |
Outrageous lying
- |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 14 |
F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tell what happened
- |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
391 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is the future
- |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 17 |
Part of the service
- |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 18 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
22598 |
0 |
| 19 |
Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
634 |
0 |
| 20 |
Disorderly conduct
- |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 21 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
- |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 22 |
A practical joke involving jello
- |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2599 |
0 |
| 23 |
Improving fry cooking time
- |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 24 |
You should learn to be more polite
- |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 25 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature
- |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
276 |
0 |
