| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
512 |
0 |
| 2 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
274 |
0 |
| 3 |
Noah And Today's Ark
- Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
| 4 |
Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
176 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
58916 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
302 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is white and flies across the sky?
- What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
233 |
0 |
| 8 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
300 |
0 |
| 9 |
Visual joke
- Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
| 10 |
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
206 |
0 |
| 11 |
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
- In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
241 |
0 |
| 12 |
Strategy
- The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
558 |
0 |
| 13 |
The newly divorced woman...
- The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
221 |
0 |
| 14 |
37 mating positions
- What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
60 |
0 |
| 15 |
How many does it take?
- Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
| 16 |
A man decided to have a face lift...
- A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
586 |
0 |
| 17 |
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
- Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
445 |
0 |
| 18 |
During WW II an American soldier...
- During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
553 |
0 |
| 19 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2020 |
0 |
| 20 |
A yard sale
- A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
951 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
- Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1304 |
0 |
| 22 |
Taking measures
- "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
227 |
0 |
| 23 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2878 |
0 |
| 24 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2066 |
0 |
| 25 |
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
- An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
567 |
0 |
