| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 2 |
Julius Cheeser!
- |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mouse Tse Tung!
- |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cross mouse cards!
- |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 5 |
fit over a bucket!
- |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
590 |
0 |
| 6 |
Hickory hickory dock.
- |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 7 |
Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mousework!
- |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 9 |
Three blind mice!
- |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 10 |
A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2153 |
0 |
| 11 |
When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 12 |
A thin mouse!
- |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 13 |
Is there a mouse in the house?
- |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 14 |
A gerbil shepherd dog!
- |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
30409 |
0 |
| 15 |
A mouse-tache!
- |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
38906 |
2.5 |
| 16 |
For some light refreshment!
- |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
240 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mouse code!
- |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
545 |
0 |
| 19 |
mouse's favorite record?
- |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 20 |
A mouse sandwich!
- |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2203 |
0 |
| 21 |
With a mouse warming party
- |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
194 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mickey Moose!
- |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 24 |
Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
627 |
0 |
| 25 |
What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
289 |
0 |
