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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Your momma is so fat....
- Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 2 |
Confucious say: Man who go to bed.......
- Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 3 |
Elton John
- Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 4 |
Out of bounds.
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 5 |
Sheep
- You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 6 |
Doctor! Doctor!
- A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 7 |
You Know You're in New York City When...
- You Know You're in New York City When...1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. Y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cheerleaders
- Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall ou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 9 |
ABC's
- Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRS...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
625 |
0 |
| 10 |
Who needs women
- A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 11 |
Black minister...
- What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
| 12 |
Ho-down!
- Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 13 |
White House Ghosts
- One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 14 |
Pythagoras joke.
- Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
771 |
0 |
| 15 |
Stinky woman.
- Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 16 |
The puzzle.
- One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 17 |
Feel like a woman...
- A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyer hit by a car
- A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 19 |
The chicken/road across history.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 20 |
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
- DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a my...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 21 |
The woman on the bus.
- A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 22 |
Indian Humor
- The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small India...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 23 |
Girlfriend
- You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 24 |
The talking banana
- Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 25 |
what\'s the difference...
- What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
