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Dentist jokes
- Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and poli...Read the whole joke |
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- Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?".
...Read the whole joke |
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- Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor " ...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.
...Read the whole joke |
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- What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you....Read the whole joke |
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- A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo...Read the whole joke |
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- Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t...Read the whole joke |
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- believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open ...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m...Read the whole joke |
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- Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms...Read the whole joke |
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- Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
wo...Read the whole joke |
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- What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth...Read the whole joke |
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- A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines h...Read the whole joke |
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- Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand ...Read the whole joke |
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- "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent ...Read the whole joke |
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Dinosaur jokes
- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet....Read the whole joke |
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- Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer...Read the whole joke |
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- Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles...Read the whole joke |
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- Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops...Read the whole joke |
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- Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
family called?
A: Ptera Don...Read the whole joke |
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- Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite....Read the whole joke |
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