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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Five Most Constipated people in Bible - The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
2 |
Things in Life I've Learned. - I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
3 |
The talking peanut. - This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
4 |
The workers prayer! - For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
5 |
Wrong instructions. - A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
6 |
Burlesque Show - The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
7 |
Calling the shots. - I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
384 |
0 |
8 |
What denomination? - A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
9 |
Hunting Trip. - A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
10 |
Nosy husband... - My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
1.5 |
11 |
The religious bear. - In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
12 |
Little Johnny helps Grandma. - One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
2.5 |
13 |
The new preacher. - A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
14 |
Don't eat and drive! - I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The fro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
15 |
The Y2K Blonde! - Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
16 |
The Belt - Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
17 |
Don't look down! - A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
18 |
The Old-Age Test! - Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your scor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
19 |
Line Dancing - What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
20 |
One for dirty minds! - The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
21 |
Scary Seven - Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
22 |
What you do best! - This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
23 |
Thermometers - Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
24 |
Oh boy! - The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
25 |
The nursing home. - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |