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Wedding Definitions - Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is foo...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
2 |
Wedding Toasts 6 - The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" ...Read the whole joke |
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200 |
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3 |
Wedding Toasts 5 - Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because...Read the whole joke |
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173 |
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4 |
Wedding Toasts 4 - I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked...Read the whole joke |
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166 |
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5 |
Wedding Toast 3 - Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep h...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
6 |
Wedding Toasts 2 - A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's jud...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
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7 |
Wedding Toasts 1 - Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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8 |
Marriage Quotes 5 - Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun. - George Bernard ShawOne cardinal...Read the whole joke |
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164 |
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9 |
Marriage Quotes 4 - The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
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10 |
Marriage Quotes 3 - A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
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11 |
Cold Remedy - A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the "Atlantic Monthly":At the fir...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
0 |
12 |
Be A Smoker! - Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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13 |
New Drug - Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to w...Read the whole joke |
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157 |
0 |
14 |
New Medication - Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum,...Read the whole joke |
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188 |
0 |
15 |
Hereditary Diarrhoea - Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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16 |
Two Corpuscles - Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!...Read the whole joke |
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192 |
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17 |
Too Young - When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
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18 |
Wrinke Removal - An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretc...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
0.5 |
19 |
Marriage Quotes 2 - Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Prof. Irwin Co...Read the whole joke |
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188 |
0 |
20 |
Urine Resample - A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny ...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
21 |
Power Of Observation - It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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22 |
Ode To A Mammogram - For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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23 |
Holy Doctors - Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well. There are ear doctors, ...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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24 |
It Is Woomba - At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "N...Read the whole joke |
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167 |
0 |
25 |
Surgeon Says - Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some part...Read the whole joke |
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185 |
0 |