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Category |
Hits |
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| 1 |
Car and train jokes
- Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke |
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567 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how ...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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| 4 |
0
- A driver, obviously
drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pul...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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| 5 |
0
- A state trooper pulled a car over and
told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph z...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A guy driving a truck in the middle of
nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke |
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559 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow
mountain road.
A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a pries...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- A young bloke has started work on a
property, and the boss
sends him up the back paddocks to d...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown
farmhouse. He got out
and
knocked at the door. A very old ...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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| 11 |
0
- WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 12 |
Car
and train jokes
- A fellow was following a truck in heavy
traffic.
Every block or so, when
they were stopped at ...Read the whole joke |
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161 |
0 |
| 13 |
Car and train jokes
- Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked
one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab
red
...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- What do you say to a
one legged
hitch-hiker?
Hop in....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- One day a guy was driving with his
4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She t...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the...Read the whole joke |
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543 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Whats black and white and red all
over?
A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
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0
- What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
mph?
A witch in a high speed train....Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil
crossings....Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Why do you have to wait so long for a
ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton serv...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did o...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Did you hear
about the boy who had
to do a project on trains?
He had to keep track of everythi...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- What do you call a witch who
drives
really badly?
A road hag....Read the whole joke |
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609 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Why did the stupid racing car driver
make ten pit stops
during the Grand Prix?
He was asking f...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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