| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Stealing from a store
- |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 2 |
Government is there
- |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
572 |
0 |
| 3 |
Some police quotes
- |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
597 |
0 |
| 4 |
Where are you from?
- |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 5 |
I have lost my father
- |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 6 |
New Miranda rights
- |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 7 |
Holmes investigation
- |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
251 |
0 |
| 8 |
Caught for speeding
- |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
344 |
0 |
| 9 |
Police officer's foods
- |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
| 10 |
Please describe him
- |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
557 |
0 |
| 11 |
How to charge them
- |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 12 |
You're back again?
- |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 13 |
Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 14 |
Stuck under a bridge
- |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
425 |
0 |
| 15 |
Pictures from police
- |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 16 |
Stopping the hillbilly
- |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 17 |
Explaining his claim
- |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 18 |
Identify the problem
- |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
247 |
0 |
| 19 |
Trust a fellow officer
- |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
250 |
0 |
| 20 |
Blonde avoiding trees
- |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 21 |
The animal's warning
- |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 22 |
Obey the speed limit
- |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 23 |
Thankful he's drunk
- |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lawyers are greedy
- |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 25 |
Do you have a bias?
- |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
237 |
2.5 |
