| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Old-Age Test!
- Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your scor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 2 |
Line Dancing
- What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 3 |
One for dirty minds!
- The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 4 |
Scary Seven
- Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 5 |
What you do best!
- This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 6 |
Thermometers
- Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 7 |
Oh boy!
- The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
| 8 |
The nursing home.
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 9 |
Whale of a Story.
- A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 10 |
Casket Talk
- What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 11 |
Happy Birthday...yech!
- Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
| 12 |
The New Priest
- A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 13 |
What's the difference...
- Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 14 |
Gems of Wisdom
- The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 15 |
Alot Alike
- Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
| 16 |
God being a man.
- Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 17 |
Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mamma's got back
- Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 19 |
Ventriliquist
- This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
641 |
0 |
| 20 |
The farmer's wife.
- So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 21 |
What's the diff...
- Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 22 |
Me Tarzan!
- Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 23 |
3 kids
- Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
| 24 |
Yo mamma's so stupid...
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 25 |
Make up your mind.
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
