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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Soviet Physician - What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
2 |
By the Lantern Light - The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
3 |
Bouncing Baby - A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
4 |
Gas Attack - There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
782 |
0 |
5 |
The Doctors - Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
6 |
Ethical Code for Patients - A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
7 |
Polish Medical Dictionary - The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
8 |
Hard Transplant - A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
0 |
9 |
New Experience - There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
10 |
Sex Change - This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
11 |
Lost Fingers - A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
12 |
Brain Operation - This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
957 |
0 |
13 |
The infertile patient! - After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple deci...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
14 |
Zactly - Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
477 |
0 |
15 |
Minding his manners. - A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
16 |
Paying the Dentist - As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the denti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
17 |
Pulling Teeth - A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1075 |
0 |
18 |
Raid - You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
441 |
0 |
19 |
Boat - You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
20 |
Stockmarket - You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
21 |
Encyclopedias for sale - For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
22 |
Easy Specimens - An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
699 |
0 |
23 |
The Urinalysis - One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
24 |
The Vet Delivers - There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
25 |
Looking Great - This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |