| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bus jokes - 18657
- When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bus jokes - 18658
- A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
551 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bus jokes - 18659
- Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
590 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bus jokes - 18660
- What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bus jokes - 18661
- Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bus jokes - 18662
- Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bus jokes - 18663
- Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke |
745 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bus jokes - 18664
- Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bus jokes - 18665
- Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, ...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bus jokes - 18666
- What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bus jokes - 18667
- Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bus jokes - 18668
- Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bus jokes - 18669
- Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bus jokes - 18670
- 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bus jokes - 18671
- Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bus jokes - 18672
- Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!...Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bus jokes - 18673
- Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bus jokes - 18674
- What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bus jokes - 18675
- What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bus jokes - 18676
- What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !...Read the whole joke |
570 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bus jokes - 18677
- Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bus jokes - 18678
- Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when ...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bus jokes - 18679
- Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 24 |
Business jokes - 16472
- These two construction workers always noticed
that their boss always left
early on Fridays. So...Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
| 25 |
Business jokes - 16473
- A man is flying in a hot air balloon
and
realizes he is lost. He reduces
his altitude and spot...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
