| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Burger jokes - 18637
- Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
| 2 |
Burger jokes - 18638
- Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 3 |
Burger jokes - 18639
- Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 4 |
Burger jokes - 18640
- Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!...Read the whole joke |
1452 |
0 |
| 5 |
Burger jokes - 18641
- Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!...Read the whole joke |
788 |
0 |
| 6 |
Burger jokes - 18642
- Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!...Read the whole joke |
617 |
0 |
| 7 |
Burger jokes - 18643
- Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurs...Read the whole joke |
532 |
0 |
| 8 |
Burger jokes - 18644
- Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseba...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 9 |
Burger jokes - 18645
- Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 10 |
Burger jokes - 18646
- Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!...Read the whole joke |
1178 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bus jokes - 16462
- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bus jokes - 16463
- How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus....Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bus jokes - 16464
- Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bus jokes - 16465
- What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on....Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bus jokes - 16466
- Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bus jokes - 18647
- What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash....Read the whole joke |
1347 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bus jokes - 18648
- What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bus jokes - 18649
- Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bus jokes - 18650
- Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...Read the whole joke |
745 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bus jokes - 18651
- What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bus jokes - 18652
- A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bus jokes - 18653
- Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bus jokes - 18654
- How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bus jokes - 18655
- Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bus jokes - 18656
- As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
