# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18541 - Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and ...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
2 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18542 - Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't ...Read the whole joke |
542 |
0 |
3 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18543 - Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing
...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
4 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18544 - My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
5 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18545 - Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Clas...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
6 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18546 - Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
7 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18547 - A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
8 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18548 - Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
9 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18549 - How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on...Read the whole joke |
534 |
0 |
10 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18550 - My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend ...Read the whole joke |
557 |
0 |
11 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18551 - Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
12 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18552 - Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
13 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18553 - Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
14 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18554 - Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
15 |
Burger jokes - 16457 - Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
16 |
Burger jokes - 16458 - Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
17 |
Burger jokes - 16459 - Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
18 |
Burger jokes - 16460 - Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
19 |
Burger jokes - 16461 - Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
Very rare-ly....Read the whole joke |
582 |
0 |
20 |
Burger jokes - 18555 - How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
21 |
Burger jokes - 18556 - How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
22 |
Burger jokes - 18557 - How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
23 |
Burger jokes - 18558 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat....Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
24 |
Burger jokes - 18559 - How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
25 |
Burger jokes - 18560 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |