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From another planet - |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
2 |
Japan is in trouble - |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
580 |
0 |
3 |
What should they get? - |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
4 |
Ask your question - |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2401 |
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Who handles cases? - |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
351 |
0 |
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Tell the whole truth - |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
219 |
0 |
7 |
Get away with murder - |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
267 |
0 |
8 |
Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
269 |
0 |
9 |
Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
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Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
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Give him an orange - |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
260 |
0 |
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Offer legal advice - |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
315 |
0 |
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Helping a criminal - |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
292 |
0 |
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Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
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A cold winter night - |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
95637 |
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Drinking too much - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
267 |
0 |
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Who would steal? - |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
207 |
0 |
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Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
598 |
0 |
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Stupid attorneys - |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
269 |
0 |
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Fight to win a case - |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
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Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
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Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
619 |
0 |
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Unfit words to hear - |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
625 |
0 |
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Talk to the judge - |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
606 |
0 |
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History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |