# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Banana jokes - 17428 - Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty....Read the whole joke |
352 |
0 |
2 |
Banana jokes - 17429 - Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch....Read the whole joke |
380 |
0 |
3 |
Banana jokes - 17430 - Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside....Read the whole joke |
666 |
0 |
4 |
Banana jokes - 17431 - What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !...Read the whole joke |
382 |
0.5 |
5 |
Banana jokes - 17432 - What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection....Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
6 |
Banana jokes - 17433 - Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well....Read the whole joke |
660 |
0 |
7 |
Banana jokes - 17434 - What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers....Read the whole joke |
357 |
0 |
8 |
Banana jokes - 17435 - What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his n...Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
9 |
Banana jokes - 17436 - What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."...Read the whole joke |
661 |
0 |
10 |
Banana jokes - 17437 - What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half....Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
11 |
Banana jokes - 17438 - What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once....Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
12 |
Banana jokes - 17439 - Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat....Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
13 |
Banana jokes - 17440 - What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers....Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
14 |
Banana jokes - 17441 - What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana....Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
15 |
Banana jokes - 17442 - If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
16 |
Banana jokes - 17443 - What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
17 |
Banana jokes - 17444 - Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
18 |
Banana jokes - 17445 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
19 |
Banana jokes - 17446 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
20 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17502 - There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
21 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17576 - A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rub...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16392 - A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Je...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16393 - There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to ...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16394 - A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16395 - A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a
beer. ...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |