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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
English horn jokes - |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
268 |
0 |
2 |
Flute jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
401 |
0 |
3 |
French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
265 |
0 |
4 |
Guitar jokes - |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
272 |
0 |
5 |
Harmonica jokes - |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
301 |
0 |
6 |
Harp jokes - |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
335 |
0 |
7 |
Harpsichord jokes - |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
293 |
0 |
8 |
Oboe jokes - |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
592 |
0 |
9 |
Organ jokes - |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
260 |
0 |
10 |
Piano jokes - |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
247 |
0 |
11 |
Bach in a Minuet - |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
624 |
0 |
12 |
Piccolo joke - |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
624 |
0 |
13 |
That was no piccolo - |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
261 |
0 |
14 |
Saxophone jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
291 |
0 |
15 |
Trombone jokes - |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
308 |
0 |
16 |
Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
293 |
0 |
17 |
Tuba jokes - |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
292 |
0 |
18 |
Viola jokes - |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
323 |
0 |
19 |
Fight between the musicians - |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
597 |
0 |
20 |
Musicians on a sinking ship - |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
226 |
0 |
21 |
Make me a better musician - |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
630 |
0 |
22 |
The insane conductor - |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
745 |
0 |
23 |
Violin jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
311 |
0 |
24 |
The autograph book - |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
291 |
0 |
25 |
Contacting a friend - |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
334 |
0 |