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Marriage jokes - The room was full of
pregnant women and
their partners. The Lamaze class
was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
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436 |
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2 |
0 - The
child was a typical four-year-old
girl - cute, inquisitive, bright
as a new penny. When she...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Two men were changing in the locker room
after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is pu...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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4 |
0 - A man took his wife to the doctors.
After
a short examination the doctor said
"Your wife's mind ...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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5 |
0 - "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She
got me to
stop drinking, smoki...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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6 |
0 - A husband and wife were at a party chatting
with some
friends when the
subject of marriage cou...Read the whole joke |
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674 |
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7 |
0 - At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
men and 4 women:
Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish...Read the whole joke |
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424 |
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8 |
0 - What's
the difference between an Irish
wedding and an Irish
funeral?
One less drunk....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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9 |
0 - What happened at the cannibal's wedding
party?
They toasted the bride and groom....Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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10 |
0 - Two men were remembering their
wedding
days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terri...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five time...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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13 |
0 - Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
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628 |
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14 |
0 - Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
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431 |
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15 |
0 - Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
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0 - Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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17 |
0 - Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
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617 |
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18 |
0 - She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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0 - Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
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363 |
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20 |
0 - Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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0 - Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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0 - Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
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372 |
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0 - Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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