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Category |
Hits |
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'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck - 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
2 |
ghost shit - It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
3 |
Happily Addicted to the Web - Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is gli...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
4 |
Nose Picking Glossary - THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
5 |
Hot Tub Riddle - What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laun...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
6 |
Relationships - RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
7 |
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages - You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chasti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
8 |
Appropriate Penance - A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday afternoon. "We've got a tee time ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
9 |
Greenhorn In Alaska - A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
10 |
Curly Toes - Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
11 |
Arkansas Vasectomy - After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
702 |
0 |
12 |
Sex Therapy - A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
13 |
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA - Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yeste...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
14 |
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven - Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
440 |
0 |
15 |
Practicing My Art - In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
16 |
The Cat And the Milkman - Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
17 |
Application To NYU-(Classic) - This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
18 |
Horse Sense - An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
19 |
Welfare Claim Statements - I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
20 |
Talk with God - MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
446 |
0 |
21 |
Engineer and Guillotine - Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
22 |
Girlfriend Upgrades - Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0)...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
23 |
Ebonics 101 - Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
422 |
0 |
24 |
Sex For the Deaf - Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
25 |
Killed Your Rooster! - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
670 |
0 |