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Category |
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Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? - Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
131 |
0 |
2 |
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed... - 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
149 |
0 |
3 |
On a very cold night... - On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
108248 |
0 |
4 |
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? - Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
216 |
0 |
5 |
A small dissapointment - Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
242 |
0 |
6 |
How do you make love to a fat girl? - How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
7 |
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? - When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
8 |
What is the best thing about a blow job? - What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
171 |
0 |
9 |
What do people do for fun on Halloween? - What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
10 |
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new... - An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
149 |
0 |
11 |
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker... - This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
209 |
0 |
12 |
Stuck orgasm - A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
157 |
0 |
13 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex? - How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
228 |
0 |
14 |
There were two people having sex in a car... - There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
237 |
0 |
15 |
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
136 |
0 |
16 |
What is green and smells like pig? - What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
102 |
0 |
17 |
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes... - Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like ch...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
193 |
0 |
18 |
Excuse TO smoke - Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. On...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
235 |
0 |
19 |
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were... - A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
718 |
0 |
20 |
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger... - A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
167 |
0 |
21 |
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? - What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
22 |
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower... - A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
128 |
0 |
23 |
What is the difference between hard and light? - What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age... - Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
184 |
0 |
25 |
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of... - Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
192 |
0 |