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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you... - If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
269 |
0 |
2 |
I married Miss Right... - I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
293 |
0 |
3 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth... - A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
256 |
0 |
4 |
Why did God create man first? - Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
140 |
0 |
5 |
Science alert - Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
277 |
0 |
6 |
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call... - There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
142 |
0 |
7 |
Do you know why single women cannot fart? - Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
203 |
0 |
8 |
On their wedding night the husband was so self... - On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
258 |
0 |
9 |
Golf lessons - A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
320 |
0 |
10 |
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right... - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
235 |
0 |
11 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
155 |
0 |
12 |
A man called the undertaker one afternoon... - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
220 |
0 |
13 |
Are you going to take her? - Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
209 |
0 |
14 |
Two wives were airing their troubles... - Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
150 |
0 |
15 |
A rural Frenchman was on trial... - A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
304 |
0 |
16 |
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment... - The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
300 |
0 |
17 |
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris... - The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
250 |
0 |
18 |
Guess what? - Guess what? You're pregnant!...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
189 |
0 |
19 |
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms... - Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
625 |
0 |
20 |
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see... - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
253 |
0 |
21 |
A couple married forty years were revisiting the... - A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2114 |
0 |
22 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News - Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
247 |
0 |
23 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II - Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
265 |
0 |
24 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III - Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
237 |
0 |
25 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV - Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
250 |
0 |