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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke |
Men |
263 |
0 |
2 |
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke |
Men |
211 |
0 |
3 |
How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
250 |
0 |
4 |
Lots of words - There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
281 |
0 |
5 |
Men are like... - Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
6 |
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men... - There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
592 |
0 |
7 |
Man walks into a supermarket and buys... - Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke |
Men |
256 |
0 |
8 |
How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
Men |
273 |
0 |
9 |
What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke |
Men |
218 |
0 |
10 |
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
142 |
0 |
11 |
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke |
Men |
147 |
0 |
12 |
These two guys had just gotten divorces... - These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke |
Men |
260 |
0 |
13 |
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? - Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
Men |
235 |
0 |
14 |
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking... - Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke |
Men |
290 |
0 |
15 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple? - Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke |
Men |
216 |
0 |
16 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men |
278 |
0 |
17 |
Is he still wrong? - If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
285 |
0 |
18 |
The Bachelor Diet - The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
636 |
0 |
19 |
Another costume - A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2223 |
0 |
20 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
Men |
308 |
0 |
21 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? - Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
Men |
224 |
0 |
22 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? - Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
Men |
234 |
0 |
23 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have... - Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
Men |
291 |
0 |
24 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future? - Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
Men |
301 |
0 |
25 |
Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke |
Men |
173 |
2 |