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Aviation jokes
- McNally was taking his first plane ride,
flying over the
Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed ...Read the whole joke |
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- As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
Arizona on a clear day,
the co-pilot was providing his ...Read the whole joke |
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- What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a
modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. ...Read the whole joke |
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- How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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- After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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649 |
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- A young guy in a
two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a
nuisanc...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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- Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not ...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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- "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...Read the whole joke |
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- "Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the ne...Read the whole joke |
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- On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremel...Read the whole joke |
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- ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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- A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...Read the whole joke |
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728 |
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- A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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- A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked ...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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- Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the sa...Read the whole joke |
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- Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "W...Read the whole joke |
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608 |
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- After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily...Read the whole joke |
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313 |
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- "I've never flown before, said the
nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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Banana jokes
- How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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- Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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386 |
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- Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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- The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana....Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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- They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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- What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up....Read the whole joke |
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