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Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha...Read the whole joke |
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630 |
0 |
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- Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're t...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!...Read the whole joke |
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581 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!...Read the whole joke |
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908 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...Read the whole joke |
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593 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and...Read the whole joke |
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593 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!...Read the whole joke |
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926 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
0 |
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- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...Read the whole joke |
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560 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?...Read the whole joke |
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537 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my
falling hair in
What about a matchbox!...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect
spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
dog!
Sit!...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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