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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Aardvark jokes - 17131 - Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I ...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
2 |
Aardvark jokes - 17132 - I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it g...Read the whole joke |
659 |
0 |
3 |
Aardvark jokes - 17133 - What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark....Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
4 |
Aardvark jokes - 17134 - A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
5 |
Aardvark jokes - 17135 - How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!...Read the whole joke |
359 |
0 |
6 |
Aardvark jokes - 17136 - Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a ...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
7 |
Aardvark jokes - 17137 - Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdva...Read the whole joke |
363 |
0 |
8 |
Accountant jokes - 16362 - An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke |
399 |
0 |
9 |
Accountant jokes - 16363 - Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...Read the whole joke |
418 |
0 |
10 |
Accountant jokes - 16364 - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke |
415 |
0 |
11 |
Accountant jokes - 16365 - A patient was at her doctor's office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...Read the whole joke |
386 |
0 |
12 |
Accountant jokes - 16366 - Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures....Read the whole joke |
400 |
0 |
13 |
Accountant jokes - 17189 - Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
14 |
Accountant jokes - 17190 - A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant
joke?"
...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
0 |
15 |
Accountant jokes - 17191 - If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke |
678 |
0 |
16 |
Accountant jokes - 17192 - A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
17 |
Accountant jokes - 17193 - A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her ...Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
18 |
Accountant jokes - 17194 - A young accountant spends a week at his new
office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke |
489 |
0 |
19 |
Accountant jokes - 17195 - Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
20 |
Accountant jokes - 17196 - How many accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
"What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
21 |
Accountant jokes - 17197 - What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke |
327 |
0 |
22 |
Accountant jokes - 17198 - What's the definition of a good tax
accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke |
782 |
0 |
23 |
Accountant jokes - 17199 - When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
24 |
Accountant jokes - 17200 - Why did God invent economists?
So
accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke |
691 |
0 |
25 |
Accountant jokes - 17201 - What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour....Read the whole joke |
331 |
0 |