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Aviation jokes - How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
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2 |
0 - After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
3 |
0 - A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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704 |
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4 |
0 - A young guy in a
two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a
nuisanc...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not ...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
0 |
6 |
0 - "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |
7 |
0 - "Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the ne...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
8 |
0 - On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremel...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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9 |
0 - ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a...Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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10 |
0 - A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...Read the whole joke |
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776 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked ...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the sa...Read the whole joke |
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405 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "W...Read the whole joke |
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654 |
0 |
15 |
0 - After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
16 |
0 - "I've never flown before, said the
nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely...Read the whole joke |
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360 |
0 |
17 |
Banana jokes - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'...Read the whole joke |
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363 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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392 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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649 |
0 |
20 |
0 - The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana....Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
21 |
0 - They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
22 |
0 - What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up....Read the whole joke |
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375 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana....Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana....Read the whole joke |
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375 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana....Read the whole joke |
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329 |
0 |