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Aviation jokes
- Tower: What's your heigth and
position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....Read the whole joke |
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- Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Nega...Read the whole joke |
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680 |
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- "Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place t...Read the whole joke |
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1125 |
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- USAir recently introduced a special
half
fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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- Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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383 |
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- As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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706 |
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- A military cargo plane, flying over a
populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose do...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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- A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Po...Read the whole joke |
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721 |
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- On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks t...Read the whole joke |
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369 |
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- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section of the plane. The stewarde...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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- An airliner was having engine
trouble,
and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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- A man jumps out of an airplane with a
parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss c...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
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- "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
of my
crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British ...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
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- Bill Clinton,
Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air
Force 1 o...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
0 |
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- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
...Read the whole joke |
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- A blonde gets
an opportunity to fly to a
nearby country. She has never been on an
airplane any...Read the whole joke |
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401 |
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- Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...Read the whole joke |
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400 |
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- A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplish...Read the whole joke |
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364 |
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- At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate...Read the whole joke |
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676 |
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- It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back h...Read the whole joke |
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421 |
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- Flight fifty
has a pretty rough time
above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the
intercom...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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- Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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360 |
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- Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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708 |
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- From a Southwest Airlines employee....
"Welcome aboard Southwest
Flight XXX to YYY. To operate y...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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- According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
T...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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