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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A love story - John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of pe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
400 |
0 |
2 |
The Fisherman - The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
3 |
A merchant captain and several of his officers... - A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night asho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
4 |
A disabled sea captain - An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
387 |
0 |
5 |
An abstract joke - Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
6 |
A hearty breakfast - A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full Eng...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
380 |
0 |
7 |
Eye sex - A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
8 |
So you don not know Jack Schitt... - So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
9 |
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing... - There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
10 |
A fun game - While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
11 |
Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
457 |
0 |
12 |
Beware of IRS - The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a stan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
13 |
Valentine Day Story - Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
440 |
0 |
14 |
A story with a morale - A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
15 |
A few words of wisdom - "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
16 |
Making bets - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
17 |
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle... - Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
18 |
You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics - You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
19 |
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth... - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
20 |
The Letter D Pulls Out - The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
21 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull... - A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
0 |
22 |
Totally messed up - The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last thr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
23 |
Only in America... - Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
24 |
Tough job - A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
25 |
The meaning of life - A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |