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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
My girlfriend is out in the car - |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
280 |
0 |
2 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes - |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
675 |
0 |
3 |
I only ordered a double - |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
337 |
0 |
4 |
This tells me that I must be drunk - |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
649 |
0 |
5 |
Two men walked into a bar - |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
295 |
0 |
6 |
Some yogurt visits a local bar - |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
339 |
0 |
7 |
Some very common traits in two drunks - |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
344 |
0 |
8 |
The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
340 |
0 |
9 |
I Want to Buy That - |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
335 |
0 |
10 |
Are You Really Sure? - |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
49642 |
0.45234297216 |
11 |
Blonde Car Accident - |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
309 |
0 |
12 |
Rowing Your Boat - |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
303 |
2.5 |
13 |
Blonde Sky Divers - |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
216 |
0 |
14 |
Question and answer blonde jokes - |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
325 |
0 |
15 |
I'm going ice fishing! - |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
309 |
0 |
16 |
Guess who knows the state capitals? - |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
253 |
0 |
17 |
Did you hear about the blond? - |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
711 |
0 |
18 |
Do you realize what I am? - |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
272 |
0 |
19 |
Don't give us a bad name - |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
325 |
0 |
20 |
Your kid has been kidnapped - |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desper...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
699 |
0 |
21 |
You've got mail - |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
802 |
0 |
22 |
Make it off the island - |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
348 |
0 |
23 |
Blondes change a lightbulb - |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
260 |
0 |
24 |
One wish to each - |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
313 |
0 |
25 |
What type of prize did you win? - |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
326 |
0 |