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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Do you like my new jacket? - Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
334 |
0 |
2 |
never forget a face - I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
347 |
0 |
3 |
face like a million dollars - You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
383 |
0 |
4 |
trip from beauty parlor - I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
255 |
0 |
5 |
pretty little head - She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
227 |
0 |
6 |
yesterday's coffee - She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
235 |
0 |
7 |
own mind - He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
236 |
0 |
8 |
bone specialist - He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
237 |
0 |
9 |
his mind - He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
237 |
0 |
10 |
insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
600 |
0 |
11 |
insults part 2 - He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
330 |
0 |
12 |
Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
483 |
0 |
13 |
family vehicle - your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
623 |
0 |
14 |
What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
580 |
0 |
15 |
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
635 |
0 |
16 |
you are so stupid... - You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
620 |
0 |
17 |
Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
251 |
0 |
18 |
Your Family Is So Poor - Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
247 |
0 |
19 |
Your Dad's Like Cement - You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
621 |
0 |
20 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
377 |
0 |
21 |
Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
601 |
0 |
22 |
You're so stupid... Police - You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
263 |
0 |
23 |
grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
289 |
0 |
24 |
Church Sunday - Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
288 |
0 |
25 |
The Politically Correct Country Club - Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
320 |
0 |