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Car and train jokes - While driving along the back roads of a
small town, two
truckers came to an overpass with a sign...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
2 |
0 - A man goes out and buys the best
car
available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is...Read the whole joke |
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552 |
0 |
3 |
0 - A young man comes home and says "Dad,
just got my driver's license and would like to use the fam...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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4 |
0 - Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
is crossing
the road?
A: What for? He can't see my lice...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Q: Who has the right of
way when
four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pi...Read the whole joke |
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551 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Q: When driving through fog, what
should you use?
A: Your car....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
having an
accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Q: What changes would occur in your
lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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9 |
0 - Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
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10 |
0 - Q: How do you deal with heavy
traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics....Read the whole joke |
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604 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons....Read the whole joke |
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326 |
2.5 |
12 |
0 - A driver tucked this note under the
windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his wind...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - "When you exit the bus, please
be
sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss ...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
15 |
0 - In a very small alley two trucks
driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equa...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
16 |
0 - After seeing a
documentary on how
inner city youths can remove
the wheels of cars in under 4 se...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customer agent s...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
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18 |
0 - Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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19 |
0 - A man
walks into an auto parts store
and says "I'd like a rear view mirror
for my Yugo."
Th...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
20 |
0 - One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the stor...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
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21 |
0 - Ole
and Lena were sitting down to
their usual morning cup of coffee,
listening to the weather ...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
New York on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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23 |
0 - Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke |
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604 |
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24 |
0 - A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
25 |
0 - a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how ...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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