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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I\\\\\\\'m Invisible - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
2 |
Getting Old - Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
3 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
4 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow - Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
5 |
I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
6 |
Deck of Cards - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
7 |
Need the Eggs - Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
8 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken - Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
9 |
Split Personality - Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
10 |
Psychiatrist Definitions - Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
11 |
Where\'s My Pen - A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
12 |
No Card - Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one abou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
13 |
Proctologist Definitions - Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
14 |
Cough Cure - Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
15 |
What Can I Get? - A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
16 |
Need A Muscle Relaxant - This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
627 |
0 |
17 |
Condoms for My Camels - There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
18 |
Knowledge Pills - A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
19 |
Bill The Duck - A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
20 |
Can You Read This? - A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
21 |
Green Half First - A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
22 |
Sick Coffin - A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
23 |
Be Poetic - "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
24 |
What Floor Please? - A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
25 |
The Pharmacy - A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |