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Judge jokes - Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
death?
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: A...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decis...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole ...Read the whole joke |
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Judge
jokes - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolte...Read the whole joke |
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Judge jokes - Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Gl...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
the
accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milep...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
as a juror in
this
case?
Juror: I don't wan...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
Heaven,
but not at all happy with his accommodations.
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge
Dread....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with ...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
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0 - It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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0 - Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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0 - How is a judge like an English
teacher?
They both hand out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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299 |
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King Kong jokes - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench....Read the whole joke |
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0 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman....Read the whole joke |
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